Pulse from my heroine

evilregalstrong:

ourpizzagang:
pizza is the only love triangle i want

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flowury:

date someone that really doesn’t care how long it’s been since you last shaved your legs

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daily-ewan:

Ewan McGregor.

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netflix and still

bang:

single

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superficialryne:

sluttydrunk:
I messaged a beekeeper on Grindr to keep up the great work and he said that’s the first time someone complimented him on beekeeping :(
Support your local gay beekeeper

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just-shower-thoughts:

Sports are mostly about people trying to stop each other from completing very simple tasks.

just-shower-thoughts:

Our brains are just meat computers

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apolohgy:

now that i’m older i’m realizing even though joey was painted to be this dense womanizer with subpar acting jobs, he actually worked his ass off for each role he got, was caring towards his friends, and was really sweet and open towards women. ross on the other hand

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thatbritishlass:

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cursedkennedy:
rachelkiley:
britney:
“Did you ever think you’d be this happy? No, never. Not in my wildest dreams.”
I think for most of us who grew up in the 90s, the genuine happiness of Britney Spears is easily on our top 10 wishlist for eternity.
shes taking courses so she can help her son w/ his homework like thats honestly heartwarming that she’s placing that level of importance on not just completing homework but making sure her kids learn and understand like honestly thats such a great thing to do as a parent im so happy for her
Fucking finally. A ray of fucking hope.
This woman means so much to me and I’m so happy that she gets to be as happy and content as she has always deserved

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